{"id":1023,"date":"2009-02-16T16:36:15","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T22:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/?p=1023"},"modified":"2009-02-16T16:36:15","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T22:36:15","slug":"ive-taken-on-an-apprentice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/2009\/02\/16\/ive-taken-on-an-apprentice\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve taken on an apprentice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/drawing_assistant.jpg\" alt=\"drawing_assistant\" title=\"drawing_assistant\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/drawing_assistant.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/drawing_assistant-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><br \/>He shows up when he&#8217;s cold and pretty much only tracks down pencils that roll off the desk. Works cheap, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He shows up when he&#8217;s cold and pretty much only tracks down pencils that roll off the desk. Works cheap, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-spuns","category-left-handed-comix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2SKTx-gv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1026,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions\/1026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}