{"id":1805,"date":"2011-02-16T00:28:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T22:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2011-03-21T21:06:15","modified_gmt":"2011-03-21T19:06:15","slug":"an-impossible-assignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/2011\/02\/16\/an-impossible-assignment\/","title":{"rendered":"An impossible assignment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE:<br \/>\nNo one can tweet like @MayorEmanuel aka @dansinker<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quax_only.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quax_only.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"quax_only\" width=\"228\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1825\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n@juggernautco<br \/>\nWANTED: Illustrator to create a reasonable facsimile of Quaxelrod, friend of @mayoremanuel. REWARD: $100 and the thanks of a grateful city.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod-inked.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod-inked.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"quaxelrod-inked\" width=\"277\" height=\"305\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod-inked.jpg 277w, https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod-inked-272x300.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod_sketches.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod_sketches.jpg\" alt=\"Quaxelrod\" title=\"quaxelrod_sketches\" width=\"522\" height=\"922\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod_sketches.jpg 522w, https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/quaxelrod_sketches-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: No one can tweet like @MayorEmanuel aka @dansinker UPDATE: @juggernautco WANTED: Illustrator to create a reasonable facsimile of Quaxelrod, friend of @mayoremanuel. REWARD: $100 and the thanks of a grateful city.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoonish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2SKTx-t7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1824,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions\/1824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}