{"id":552,"date":"2008-06-02T21:04:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T02:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/?p=552"},"modified":"2008-06-02T21:04:36","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T02:04:36","slug":"the-next-time-i-hear-someone-say-blue-sky-im-gonna-fuck-them-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/2008\/06\/02\/the-next-time-i-hear-someone-say-blue-sky-im-gonna-fuck-them-up\/","title":{"rendered":"the next time I hear someone say &#8220;blue sky,&#8221; I&#8217;m gonna fuck them up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/blue_sky.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"blue_sky\" width=\"378\" height=\"368\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/blue_sky.jpg 378w, https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/blue_sky-300x292.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><br \/>It&#8217;s like the new fuckin&#8217; &#8220;out of the box.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like the new fuckin&#8217; &#8220;out of the box.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work-doodles"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2SKTx-8U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suicidecat.com\/sketchy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}